My new company notebook
The company with whom I am contracted with (United Airlines) was kind enough to provide me with a brand new notebook computer this week. Awww, thanks guys. Out goes the old wood-burning IBM and in comes the Dell.
Here are just a few of the features unique to an airline company notebook computer:
* Flight attendant call button next to the ESC key.
* You earn bonus miles when spell check finds no errors.
* Notebook can be used as a floatation device in the event of a water landing.
* $250 cancellation fee every time the DELETE key is pressed.
* Hands down, the most realistic flight simulator software pre-installed.
* Acrid smell of jet fuel at start up.
* Annoying pop-up duty-free ads during presentations.
Wish me luck...
